1. Notes: 1 / 8 hours ago 
    You realize you’re supposed to back up to launch a boat, and not drown in the process, right..?

    You realize you’re supposed to back up to launch a boat, and not drown in the process, right..?

     
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  4. Notes: 74375 / 8 hours ago  from wowfunniestposts (originally from asdfghjamiekl)
    Running beside your best friend and pushing them into something.

    wowfunniestposts:

    That’s what I do all the time :P

    this blog is hilarious

    (Source: lastnamealonefirstnameforever)

  5. Notes: 1085 / 8 hours ago  from smalls2233 (originally from lolrap)

    (Source: lolrap)

     
  6. Notes: 2246 / 8 hours ago  from smalls2233 (originally from mahlibombing)

    adriofthedead:

    mixiekins:

    eccentricartistry:

    mahlibombing:

    SONIC WHAT ARE YOU DOING

    omfgshdjsak

    wait. adri. do i spy your url there.

    i had no idea you could animate all kickass awesome n shit.

    facts learned today: +1

    omg I’m part of a photoset

  7. Notes: 3955 / 8 hours ago  from smalls2233 (originally from sweetlasers)

    sweetlasers:

    hey i just met you

    and this is jay z

  8. Notes: 22 / 8 hours ago  from traumatrae (originally from maxximillion)
    traumatrae:

maxximillion:

o
k


The judge probably took pity on the homeless man. In prison he’ll have a bed and three meals a day, much better than what he’s getting on the streets.

    traumatrae:

    maxximillion:

    o

    k

    The judge probably took pity on the homeless man. In prison he’ll have a bed and three meals a day, much better than what he’s getting on the streets.

     
  9. Notes: 6 / 8 hours ago  from smalls2233 (originally from xuebot)
    xuebot:

Found this at the park the other day. NO STEVE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

But no, seriously, I bet they belonged to bb Coulson.

    xuebot:

    Found this at the park the other day. NO STEVE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

    But no, seriously, I bet they belonged to bb Coulson.

     
  10. Notes: 13313 / 8 hours ago  from tinyandm0dified (originally from newkidssonmycock)
     
  11. Notes: 27677 / 8 hours ago  from tinyandm0dified (originally from mul-lingar)
     
  12. Notes: 438 / 8 hours ago  from tinyandm0dified (originally from tessaviolet)

    tessaviolet:

    I am comedy.

  13. Notes: 31879 / 8 hours ago  from ignorantlyapathetic (originally from zialled)

    ignorantlyapathetic:

    gayn:

    its not rape if i want it right

    omg his eyebrows.

    please.

    reblogging just for the eyebrows. I honestly have no idea what this is but THE EYEBROWS.

    (Source: zialled)

  14. Notes: 149812 / 8 hours ago  from tinyandm0dified (originally from ruinedchildhood)
  15. Notes: 16819 / 8 hours ago  from smalls2233 (originally from shit-thatblows)
    hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
     
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So, we had to make blogs for english cos our teacher was trying to be cool. Well, I`m done English now, but I figured I`d just keep this instead of making a new Tumblr. So, if for whatever reason, you choose to scroll alllll the way down, you know you`re at the end when it gets all literature-like.
Anyway. I`m _________, I live in _____________.
In other words, my name and where I live don`t matter. This is the Internet. No one cares, they just pretend to. And I`m not gonna be an attention whore or pretend and be superficial.
Lol but anyways. You can ask me whatever you want, but I`m not answering anything related to who I am. Either way, enjoy. Or don`t. It doesn`t really matter to me one way or the other. Welcome to the internet, where everyone wants to be famous and nobody cares about anybody. Don`t you just love irony?
 
 

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